Happens ever damn time! My Junk is just too big for my pants.
Fuck I hate using public toilets. I need to quit thinking about hot chicks too.
Damn that Miley is hot! FFFUUUUUU!!!!
I make the best fucking vindaloo ever! Lava comes out my ass! I know it’s good then.
I have to shit BEFORE taking my shower!!
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