Happens ever damn time! My Junk is just too big for my pants.
Fuck I hate using public toilets. I need to quit thinking about hot chicks too.
I make the best fucking vindaloo ever! Lava comes out my ass! I know it’s good then.
Shitty Hands… always wash your hands after pooping!
Well, his merchandise sales just went down with these free knock offs!
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